one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
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we went in the darkroom today and looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger
Taking Back Sunday - Cute Without The E (Acoustic)
thoughts while on my period
- ow
- my vagina is falling off
- wow this is dumb
- wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
- im going to kill myself
- why wasnt i born a boy
- why was i born
- omg i bled through didnt i
- yup
- fml
- i hate all of you
- aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
- at least im not pregnant
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U
do you ever get nervous because like years ago you thought you looked cute and now you’re like damn i’m so glad i don’t look like that anymore holy fuck!!! and then u think like wow next year i’m gonna think the exact same way about what i look like right now that’s so terrifying! future me is gonna roast the fuck out of present me and i don’t even know why yet
