Happiness is here

twistedlogicandinsanephilosophy

cummied cummied

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

lurknomoar lurknomoar

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

quizzicalqueek

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

lurknomoar lurknomoar

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

littlegaywitch

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

the-teatime-darling

Aww I speak to my own dog in Czech (she doesn’t speak English) and I’ll talk to her on walks and have a bunch of dumb names for her (like maluška chodníčková [tiny sidewalk-walker] bc she doesn’t like walking in grass). Other animals I talk to in English if I’m in the US bc they’ll recognize it better. I want them to understand how much I love them.

epicukulelesolo

I speak to my dog in Spanish sometimes. Spanish isn’t technically my first language, but I love confusing him.

buckythirteen

I’m teaching our dog to know English and Russian, and I’m teaching my nan’s dog basic French bc he’s a French poodle

Source: veinitas animal lol

singlemotherwaluigi

heysammy

i am here to inform you that the correct plural form of any kind of animal is -ies

youreamormont

duck billed platypussies

Source: heysammy animal lol

oneragamuffinplease

hatemarriied hatemarriied

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

Source: kazzarole animal lol